Festivus Wines

+1 (918) 623-2250 Okemah, OK
United States

To celebrate this holiday in the manner befitting this time-honored tradition, we have created a wine with which to dance about the Festivus Pole, a wine to toast grievances by, and a wine to embolden your most bodacious feats of strength. That's right, the wine you've all been waiting for... Festivus Wine! A lush and lovely Sonoma County Cabernet Sauvignon just right for the quaffing, may we suggest a pairing with the Festivus Book, in stores now! Books make you smart, alcohol makes you smarter. What better combo than a Festivus Book and Wine pairing! Get your Festivus shopping done early, avoid those embarrassing mall brawls over Dinky Dolls and what-not. Order online, in the safety and privacy of your own home, order soon, order often, order today! You've pulled your bare aluminum pole out of the closet, dusted it off and erected it in the middle of the living room. The pole shines brightly, free of distracting tinsel and ornaments, glorious in it's zen simplicity. Your list of grievances have been Read more »

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  • Cabernet Sauvignon

    “King of the Red Wine Grapes.” The colonizer of the vineyards, pushing native wine grapes into its shadows. The Caber...

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