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Who's going to try the 'Crunk Juice'?
Posted by Philip, Apr 4, 2008.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23945031/

Lil John (apparently a rapper) just released his own line of wine's. He was quoted as saying: "I'm not no `drink wine every day' kind of dude," he said in a telephone interview. "I'm not like an expert, so don't ask me no questions ... I just like the taste."

Awesome! Cant decide if its above or below Hilton's Prosecco shooters on my 'must try list'

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Reply by mark, Apr 4, 2008.

Sign me up! I'm not no judge a book by its cover kind of dude.

Well, maybe a little, I am.

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Reply by ccarpita, Apr 4, 2008.

Little John is laughable, Paris Hilton is evil, so I will take the Crunk Juice any day given the choice. I bet it's freakin delicious.

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Reply by andrew, Apr 7, 2008.

Better than Prosecco in a can no doubt! I'm sure I'll admire the bottle in the store and pick a non-celebrity-endorsed wine like I normally do

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Reply by Philip, Apr 7, 2008.

There's always Trump Vodka, to complement the Trump fragrance!
http://gawker.com/news/donald-trump/trump-launches-super-premium-ultra-fantastic-vodka-139895.php

As Gawker say, this is "super premium ultra fantastic vodka"

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Reply by ccarpita, Apr 7, 2008.

And don't forget your Trump Scalp-Sensitive Animal Carcass Glue to complement your Trump Vodka. Dude, is Gawker trying to say the vodka is, like, really good or something? Trump "fully expects" that Americans will be storming the bars for "Trump and Tonics".

I'm going to jump on the bandwagon here and make my own beer called 'Pita's Piss. I fully expect it to catch on in the 18-24 beerpong-chuckin' demographic.

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Reply by HondaJohn, Apr 8, 2008.

in the immortal words of lil'john, 'YEEEAHHHAAAAA"

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Reply by Philip, Apr 8, 2008.

I hoped that gawker was making fun of alcohol price range categories, where everything has names like "super dooper premium" or "luxury premium reserve" to the degree that i have no idea which price range i shop in any more.

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Reply by HondaJohn, Apr 8, 2008.

Just saw some pics of the bottles here: http://www.luxist.com/2008/03/12/lil-jon-enters-the-wine-business/ and it has nice look to it. I'd be interested to see what the quality is like. Apparently, the wine is made by Alison Crowe who does a lot of custom crush here in California.

Here is a link the winery: http://www.littlejonathanwinery.com/

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Reply by ahall, Apr 8, 2008.

Lil John original 'crunk juice' a couple of years ago was a brand of energy drinks like Red Bull. He tends to jump on the bandwagon of whatever is the newest big thing. He does have a pretty good PR/marketing team who seems to find the right target group to sell his products to.

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Reply by Philip, Apr 8, 2008.

Crunk = highly energetic hip hop dance style. Having seen a documentary on it, I dont think i'd want to put anything that will make me that lively into my body

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crunk



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