What? No, really, what? Forward fruit. Is that like overachieving fruit? I mean, I am familiar with being left behind, but what is the forward fruit doing? Are they like black ops troops, doing things we don’t want to know about? Do we sleep peacefully at night because forward fruit stand ready to do violence on our behalf?
You know, having had more than my share of encounters with fruit-forward wines, I am inclined to agree with myself, which may just be the first sign of the onset of dementia.