Even badassery has its limits, and the imaginary yellow line stops just short of Dictator wines. You can take your pick, Mussolini, Stalin, Hitler, they’re all well represented in the wine world, but bringing one of these wines strips you of your badass rank.
You’ll just be another sad sack falling for some marketing gimmick used to peddle bad wine. You won’t be a badass anymore, just a schlub serving bad wines to your former friends. Take my advice, quickly ditch the Dictator and break out another Ménage a Trois.
I mean, seriously, is there any argument against this?