If you want to move to the top of the badass heap, there are few shortcuts. Drinking awful wine made from rice that has been infused with the exotic flavors and perfumes of snake and scorpions is one of the few options open to you.
But seriously, picture yourself drinking this stuff, how badass is that? And then you’re actually swallowing it? I mean, who is going to mess with you? Nobody. Because you’re gonna be the only super badass on the block who’s downed some of this stuff.